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A Joke For Today

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by jamie jackson, Jan 17, 2015.

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    Funny stuff
     
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    Mama_Lova *L O V E°

    a porsche driver drives through a village at 200 km/h. In a sharp left turn, he skids and crashes into a tree. He gets out completely unhurt, but runs to an inn, goes into the kitchen and sticks his head in the fryer. The horrified cook comes up and yells: "What are you doing there!?" the porsche driver replies: "if i can't drive like niki lauda, then i at least want to look like it".
     
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    A man is sitting on a park bench reading a letter. The more he reads, the madder he gets. When he finishes the letter, he crumbles it up, throws it on the ground, and shouts at the top of his lungs, “ALL LAWYERS ARE ASSHOLES!”


    On the next bench is a second man who says, “You shouldn’t make generalizations like that. Yes, in any group there will always be the bad, as well as the good. To say that all my people are just like that group is insulting, and personally, I’m offended.”


    The first man says, “You’re right. I was just reacting to some bad news, and I am sorry. Are you a lawyer?”


    The second man, “No, I’m an asshole.”
     
    LustingForSis, May 18, 2022
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