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A Joke For Today

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by jamie jackson, Jan 17, 2015.

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  1. Eugen

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    If a woman uttered the first two words "a real man", then you can safely bet all the money that the third word will be "must".
     
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  3. lupalupa

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    I told you that 2 + 2 is 4 I reiterated that 2 lines are said to be parallel when they have no point in common, I explained the Pythagorean theorem ... well ... now that you know math, put yourself at 90!
     
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  11. Gelder

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  12. Mama_Lova

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    ;)
    A young Buffalo asked his father, "Dad, what does it mean if I like both cows and bulls?" The father buffalo replied, "it means you're bi son."
     
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  14. TittyKitty

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  16. Mama_Lova

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    :D
    What do you call a bisexual Scandinavian ?
    A bi-king.
     
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  17. Mama_Lova

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    ;)
    Bisexual girls are like spaghetti.
    Straight until wet.
     
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  18. TittyKitty

    TittyKitty Communudist Catgirl

    Haha. I'm the joke now.
    What do you call a straight guy? Boring. ;-b
     
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  19. Neophyte

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    A dog and a cat are having an argument on who is the favorite of humans.

    The dog says, "Humans like us more. They even named a tooth (canine) after us. Naming such an important body part after us shows that they like us more."

    The cat smiles and says, "You are really not going to win this one you know."
     
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  20. MilaHot

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    A Priest and a golfer are on a golf course. The golfer has three balls. He hits the first one, which ends up in the forest.
    "Goddamn wind!" the golfer says.
    "Don't swear, my son." the priest says.
    "Yes, father."
    The golfer hits the second balls, and it falls in a river.
    "Goddamn wind!" he yells.
    "Don't swear, my son." the priest says again.
    The golfer nods and hits his last ball... which ends up in a lake.
    "Goddamn wind!" he yells.
    "Don't..."
    WHAM! Thunder strikes the priest down. The golfer looks at the sky.
    "God! Why did you punish the priest? I was the one swearing!"
    And God says "Goddamn wind!'
     
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