Anyone Masturbate at Work?

Lucky you. In the 30+ years as a nurse, I never had the time to do so.

 

I don't have office meetings because I don't have an office, and never have Zoom meetings, and hope I never do. I communicate with my clients, most of whom are overseas, via email and never have occasion to expose myself to them.

I am thinking of putting together a podcast and am thinking I'd wear a shirt for that, but kind of love the idea of being naked from the waist down and no one would know (like some TV anchors wear shorts below while wearing jackets and ties above, only more so). Kind of appeals to the kinky rebel in me. We'll see.

 

I have the pleasure of working with my brother and he strokes and sucks me everyday we work!!

 

I've masturbated in the bathrooms of the places I've worked if I have had a particularly stressful day. Helps to keep my cool and to be a preventative measure from doing or saying something stupid. It would be to completion btw, then clean up with toliet paper.

 

I do at least twice a week!!!

 

Usually multiple times per week

 

No, too risky

 

Definitely in a bathroom stall.

 

Usually not, but there was some days I was really horny with hot women around me that I couldn't concentrate and had to go rub one out in order to be able to focus on the job.

 

I do all the time but in the bathroom, I work in retail so I’d be fired quick

 

Yes, but can you hear it on the PA system? "Clean up on Aisle 5!"

 

I hope to see someone do that one day hahah

 

Certainly a fantasy I've always had.

I did have a chance once when I was the only one in the office.
I watched porn but never pulled it out.
Lucky I didn't as someone come into the office that day.

 

I’ve jacked off at almost every job I’ve had, whether it be the bathroom/office/back room/loading dock/parking lot. Isn’t that the excitement of it? Not to mention the occasional hook up

 

Well I work with dogs so that would be a little awkward lmao

When I worked the morning shift at a grocery store I seriously thought about doing it just to spite my boss though

 

I definitely have in the past hahaha

 

yes if the office is clear

 

What about that guy who jerked off while on a Zoom meeting? Does that count?

 

What a moron he is. His "apology" was about the funniest apology I've ever heard. He didn't apologize for jerking off during an office meeting, but for thinking he had muted the meeting so he couldn't be seen whacking off. If you're going to be a jerk-off, at least take credit for it, and apologize for it if you need to, but don't try to shirk it off as some sort of technical glitch. We've heard of the nipple slip. And the wardrobe malfunction. Now we have the Jeffrey Toobin Zoom mute slip.

 

From now on it will just be known as “pulling a Toobin”.