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Health Advisory

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by pussycat, Jul 31, 2017.

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  1. pussycat

    pussycat Administrator Staff Member

    Do you have feelings of inadequacy?

    Do you suffer from shyness?

    Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

    Do you feel stressed at times?

    If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or
    pharmacist about Cabernet Sauvignon.

    Cabernet Sauvignon is the safe, natural way to feel better and more
    confident about yourself and your actions. It can help ease you out of
    your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to
    do just about anything.

    You will notice the benefits of Cabernet Sauvignon almost
    immediately and, with a regimen of regular doses, you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live.

    Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will
    discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start
    living.

    Cabernet Sauvignon may not be right for everyone. Women who are
    pregnant or nursing should not use it. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.

    Side effects may include:
    Dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, loss of motor control,
    loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of
    grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare,and Naked Twister.

    Warnings:
    The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may make you think you are
    whispering when you are not.
    The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may cause you to tell your
    friends over and over again that you love them.
    The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may cause you to think you can sing.
    The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may create the illusion that
    you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.


    Please feel free to share this important information with as many
    people as you feel may benefit!

    Now just imagine what you could achieve with a good Shiraz or
    Merlot..
     
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  2. slisse

    slisse Moderator Staff Member

    It's already working for me :)
    All I see is black.
     
  3. Neophyte

    Neophyte Administrator Staff Member

    It looks like you took a few doses already. cheers.gif
     
  4. Curmudgeon

    Curmudgeon Moderator Staff Member

    Edited original post to make it visible in all desktop themes.
     
  5. pussycat

    pussycat Administrator Staff Member

    I don't know why, but every time I copy/paste something on to here, it comes out black on black. I gave up trying to solve it.

    :oops:
     
  6. slisse

    slisse Moderator Staff Member

    That happens also sometimes for me:
    I open wordpad and copy the text, that is black here, to wordpad.
    Then I highlight the text in wordpad and copy it here.

    If that doesn't work then I open "kladblok" and do the same as for wordpad.

    kladblok:
    kladblok.jpg
     
  7. Curmudgeon

    Curmudgeon Moderator Staff Member

    When you cut and paste you also copy the font color from the source document.
    This forum has 5 desktop themes with white and dark gray backgrounds.
    As such, a white or black font isn't compatible with all themes.

    If you remove the font color, each desktop theme will use it's default color.
    After you cut and paste: (1) select the text and (2) click on the "remove formatting" icon.
    It's the icon in the top left corner that looks like an eraser (above the "B" for bold).
     
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  8. Akbloke

    Akbloke Ex Pig-Fixer "Videmus Agamis"

    I usually get a good bottle or 2 of a Merlot when I get home....
    and an interesting thing about the grapes: depending on where it is grown, you will get a totally different wine. For example, get a bottle of Cab-Sav from New Zealand, and Aussie (Sth Aust is good = the Barrossa Valley) and compare them with the same grape from the northern hemisphere. There is even a big difference between those from NZ and Aussie alone, and yet, because the climates and soils in Aussie and Sth Africa are similar - the wine will be as well (they have a 'dry-ish' taste).

    A great deal of fun can be had with tasting wines from various locations and comparing them......LOL.
     
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