The Fucking Fuck Thread

Well it's still fucking raining here .

 

.......as in with the letters "VB" across it..???

Damned right I can. As well as many other fucking international labels. Just can't get a Bundy Rum....

 

Well, you just have to drink fucking Bacardi mate. It goes well in tea.

 

Or my favourite fucking Captain Morgan .

 

Ah...that fucking Welsh chappie. Yes, I've got a couple of dozen bottles of that.
The real Capt Henry Morgan: 1663 - 1671 (when he was a Capt).

 

Yes the Welsh Man . Captain Morgan was a pirate but then are we not all guilty of some little fucking misadventures in our lives , past or present ?
Was William Wallace the birth of fucking of self rule for Scotland .
Was not Edward Teach an educated an compassionate man . If you know your history , you will know that despite his dress and demeanour he was a very fair man ?
But to the point if you have all that Morgan rum , why aren't you fucking drinking it ? Or are you frightened that Anne Bonny will steal it from you ?

 

I have all of that fucking Baby's Bum locked in the store room of our Golf Club.....it is stock for the Fucking Bar that I'm the manager of.

 

Many years ago a Pommy friend gave me a bottle of Captain Morgan, it was very fucking drinkable
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Any way I have the result of my fucking Ultrasound, they found a cyst in my bladder.
So I can expect some more hospital visits soon.
It could have been much,much worse.

 

Well I would say that we are all to hear that it's not fucking worse . Yep there is something about black rum m

Well the fucking rain has gone now it's fucking frost and fucking ice .

Who the fuck would want to live in Tasmania ?

 

Thoughts are with you Fred. Sure it will be cleared. Look on the fucking bright side.

 

Well for what it's fucking worth it's still fucking freezing here and my car battery has shit it self and my gas heater has thrown the towel in .
But the good news is that I get to snuggle under a blanket with my sexy stepdaughters while we watch TV .

 

Mother-Fucking hell Fred. For gods sake get it seen to quickly.

 

As has been said before StepDad....
There is always a fucking bright side to life...

And who would want to live in Fucking Tassie...? I can't think of anyone offhand....
(I've heard that they all come from the same genealogical tree down there..?)

 

I don't know how they cope with heir two fucking heads, needing two beanies in winter. Hehehehehe.

 

You pearl two and fucking knit two , every yokel knows that .

 

Fuck ... 46c / 114f today .... supposed to be hotter tomorrow

 

Well we reached fucking 6c and has pissed down with rain for the last 24 hours .

 

Yes...it has fucking cooled off here also StepDad. It was only 38 Deg (C) in the shade....LOL. But at least it was not fucking raining.

 

You lot should have been here yesterday, the only other place I have seen fucking rain like hat
was in fucking Queensland, only here it was fucking cold as well.

 

Come down here and try Tassie , the rain has gone but snow has replaced it .