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The Fucking Fuck Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Grizzly Bear78, Jun 12, 2014.

  1. Dracoa

    Dracoa Trusted.Member

    lol Not quite, we did get a decoration though, just a skull that has LED lights in it. If I had my own place and could afford it though, you bet you sweet ass it fucking would be.
     
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  2. Irish_Incest

    Irish_Incest Trusted.Member

    I've never blacked out from going to a club in all the times I've fucking gone to them though
     
  3. Princess Amy

    Princess Amy Account Deleted

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  4. Akbloke

    Akbloke Ex Pig-Fixer "Videmus Agamis"


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    Princess:​
    Shouldn't that FUCKING sign read......​
    " FUCKING IRISH YOGA"
    :D :D :D
     
  5. Neophyte

    Neophyte Administrator Staff Member

    Does it count if you quote a post that has the word "Fuck" in it?
     
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  6. larry56

    larry56 Trusted Member

    well FUCKITY FUCKITY FUCK to that
     
  7. Neophyte

    Neophyte Administrator Staff Member

    It's the beginning of the month and I'm ordering cat food for all our cats. One of our cats has insisted on eating only this one flavor of food and has been eating this food for months. In my order I purchased 6 cases of this flavor of cat food, a total of 144 cans, plus what was remaining from last month so we have a grand total of 162 cans of this cat food. The cat in question has fucking decided she doesn't like this flavor anymore and she refuses to eat it. Does anyone want this fucking cat, will pay you to take her.
     
  8. Princess Amy

    Princess Amy Account Deleted

    I know how you fucking feel i have 14 yard cats. And 3 in house cats.And on top of that two dogs.
     
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  9. Irish_Incest

    Irish_Incest Trusted.Member

    I don't know what the fuck is going on these past few weeks but this morning, while half asleep, I somehow managed to damage my wrist and hand.

    Doc decided to send me to the hospital and spent 2 and a half hours in A & E to make sure I didn't fracture anything, which I thankfully didn't Now just on a few painkillers and anti-inflammitory gel
     
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  10. Princess Amy

    Princess Amy Account Deleted

    Well stop fucking jacking off. And you would not of hurt your wrist and hand. funny-creature-chewing-smiley-emoticon.gif
     
  11. Irish_Incest

    Irish_Incest Trusted.Member


    I wish that was the case, I think I just twisted my hand and wrist the wrong way when I was fucking waking up
     
  12. Princess Amy

    Princess Amy Account Deleted

    NO NO NO YOU WERE SPANKING THAT FUCKING evil-monkey-in-the-closet-smiley-emoticon.gif
     
  13. allison17

    allison17 Trusted.Member

    You know it was a bad fucking night when you wake up in your own fucking bed butt don't remember how you got there. Then you look outside and see your vehicle then it really scares the fuck out of you....YOU MEAN i DROVE HOME AND DON'T REMEMBER IT. :eek:


    i know I have been there.
     
  14. Irish_Incest

    Irish_Incest Trusted.Member


    And it always fucking ends well ;)
     
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  15. Akbloke

    Akbloke Ex Pig-Fixer "Videmus Agamis"


    Well Princess......I fucking guess that if you had been there with him he would have had no need to be "Spanking his Fucking Monkey"....LOL :D ;) :p
     
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  16. allison17

    allison17 Trusted.Member

    Damn I only have one fucking cat sis,how do you keep up with them? Mine is a chubby housecat that I keep giving to many snacks to and she doesn't go outside at all,she doesn't like leaving the house but like I said she s a rescue cat so I can understand why she wants to stay in. :)
     
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  17. Irish_Incest

    Irish_Incest Trusted.Member

    Have a fuck loads of meds to get rid of the pain in my hand, wrist and arm and now found out I have to attend a meeting at the college tomorrow.

    But fortunatly the meeting ain't about me. The class reps need to attend a meeting tomorrow to discuss various issues so far this semester, one of which is a tutor who not only has been screwing over many people on their exams, but has also been severly lacking in the teaching department so far.

    From what I hear, this guy might not be in a job for much longer, and if he does keep his job he'll be fucking closely watched.
     
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  18. allison17

    allison17 Trusted.Member

    You read what the fuck I said in our private thread and I mean it. ;)

    Please don't make wildchild come out,it would not make a pretty fucking picture

    ~huggles~
     
  19. Princess Amy

    Princess Amy Account Deleted

    I just got word that Russia has denied me entry to their country. Hello mother fuckers the war is over We're no longer an enemy to anybody!!!
    Yes, we germans have a bad history and i'm not proud of it.
    BUT: It's all 65 years ago!
    We will never forget this shame but my generation is not guilty anymore!
     
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  20. Irish_Incest

    Irish_Incest Trusted.Member

    The fucking idiots