For shits and giggles...

NUDE BEACH ....... !!!

A mother and father take their [edit] son to a family nude beach...

As the boy walks along the sand, he notices that many of the women have boobs bigger

than his mother's, so he goes back to ask her why.

She tells her son, 'The bigger they are, the sillier the lady is.'

The boy, pleased with the answer, goes to play in the ocean but returns to tell his mother

that many of the men have larger things than his dad does.

She replies, 'The bigger they are, the dumber the man is'

Again satisfied with her answer, the boy goes back to the ocean to play

Shortly thereafter, the boy returns and promptly tells his mother:

'Daddy is talking to the
silliest lady on the beach, and the longer he talks, the dumber he gets.

 

Now that's funny as hell! My nieces are vegetarians. That gives me a great idea when they come to visit this weekend. Thanks.

 

ROFLMAO

 

Finally she looks better lol.

 

Dam! Flo's been hiding those all this time?