The Fucking Fuck Thread

If it was out in the desert, away from everything, I can fucking believe it. Particularly if it was during the winter.

 

I've not been out there, so I'm not sure.

Florida's the fucking same, when it comes to if you don't like the weather, from what I remember.

 

Sounds like fucking Melbourne, with four seasons in one day, throw in a lot of Hayfever, like today,
I thought I was going to kick the bucket, felt that sick. Bad storm outside, never left the house.
Then I smelt my wife"s scent, it just increased the misery, I miss her so much.

 

My fucking Doona cover kept opening at night, so I got some bread bag tags and slipped them over the buttons,
they are staying closed now.
It doesn't matter if one is stupid, as long as one knows how to help him/herself.

 

Absolutely fucking bum freezing cold today, even the fucking ducted heating had to be increased,
increasing the fucking gas bill of course.
I hate the fucking cold even more than the heat, winter has just barely begun. Sigh.

 

Fucking mini heatwave here .... saw a report on the English news that one beach had a reported 500,000 people.

 

OMG, it is so fucking cold now, it is becoming unbearable to me, yet I constantly see men walking about in shorts.
No sense, no feeling I think.

 

Hehe, that's true. There's one russian guy at my work. His parents are from siberia. Couple winters ago he mentioned after having phone call from his mom that weather was -60 celcius degree over there. We had cold spell too but it was only -30. Fucking mental.

 

Fuck cold weather. I'd rather have the 100+F days we have forecast for the weekend.

 

We've just had a bout of plus fucking 100 Deg F Dracoa....now that the Khareef has arrived, things are getting a bit cooler.

 

2 fucking days without internet or landline phone, some champion driver ran off the road and hit one of
the internet distributor boxes.
I hope his car is completely fucked, I had nothing to read, the fucking library is closed, because of the Chinese virus. So I rearranged the kitchen cabinets, found a few things which I didn't know I had.
Melbourne is in deep shit right now,the virus is spreading, 2 men died and we are more or less marooned inside.
My cooking is going really well.
People are apparently hording stuff again, fucking idiots.

 

We are in lock down here in Melbourne and it just began and I am fucking sick of being stuck inside already.
I ring people, no answer, thinking of my wife got me crying today, the loneliness is so hard after 65 years
of togetherness.
I can cope with all household tasks, but miss every day things couples do together, the hugs, the cuddles,
kisses and love yous. Doing little things for each other.
Getting out of the house and going for a long walk helped some, but even all walks we took together.
I smell her scent in the house, she sent me a white feather the other day, so I know she is alright,
wherever she is now. Sigh.

 

Lesbian friend of mine from years ago reached out...she loves dick too it turns out...a hot butch...yum

 

Peterbutter:

You have the privilege of being the first member caught in quite a while on this thread....
For FUCK SAKE...please use the FUCKING 'F'' word often when posting any-fucking-thing here...​

 

Chinese fucking virus is getting worse in Melbourne, many are sick, some died.
I have not seen my kids all year, got tested 2 weeks+ ago, never got any result message.
So today I found a number to ring, sat in a queue for 30 minutes, finally spoke to a human,
told him the line was not very good, so the twat hung up on me.
This state is completely in the fucking hands of fucking morons, it can only get worse.
The lunatics are running the asylum, no wonder the place is fucked.
In my 84 years I must have dealt with multitudes of fucking imbeciles, but the frustration never fucking ends.

 

Cheer up Fred. It could be fucking worse....you could be in New South Fucking Wales....LOL
They let people with the Chinese Corona virus in there by the Cruise Liner load...