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The Fucking Fuck Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Grizzly Bear78, Jun 12, 2014.

  1. curiousFred

    curiousFred Trusted.Member

    I am fucking amazed, my next door and other neighbours keep bringing me food, cakes, making sure I am alright.
    Today a couple of real Christians cleaned my gutters out for me, they were full of crap, moss etc.
    I am too scared to get up on a ladder now, they are thinking of doing my front garden over as well.
    I love to have a sub tropical garden, have beautiful Lavender hedge, another neighbor trimmed it for me.
    Lots of Roses too. I don't get too lonely being busy most of the time.
    But my cancer treatment gives me hot flushes and makes me tired, so I need a rest every now and then.
    But life could be a lot fucking worse.
     
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  2. slisse

    slisse Moderator Staff Member

    That's indeed so fucking true!
     
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  3. Scoobysnacs

    Scoobysnacs Trusted Member

    My mechanic has had my truck in the shop now for over a month for a part he originally “fixed”.

    It was supposed to be done last Friday and every day he says “we’re just getting a look at it now” like stop fucking me around and get it done please!!!
     
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  4. pussycat

    pussycat Moderator Staff Member

    Fucking right.

    I could be black and living under the New American Reich.
     
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  5. slisse

    slisse Moderator Staff Member

    Why be fucking amazed?
    I know that your wife and you would have done the same for your neighbours!
     
  6. curiousFred

    curiousFred Trusted.Member

    I am glad for the neighborhood I am living in, the house while beautiful, inside out is too fucking big for me now.
    But I will never leave here to settle in some dingy flat, not knowing anyone.
    I love living here, people care for their neighbours.
    We cut each others grass, take care of each others bins too.
    Australia is the best country in the world.
     
  7. Akbloke

    Akbloke Ex Pig-Fixer "Videmus Agamis"

    Too fucking right it is Fred....

    It's a Beee-uuu-de-full country.
     
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  8. curiousFred

    curiousFred Trusted.Member

    OMG, I fucking hate the cold weather, it is winter now, dark, wet, and fucking freezing.
    Tonight I improved my hot chocolate with a generous squirt of Bacardi, it was very nice too.
    Saw a beautiful young woman while walking around our lake.
    She was tall, slim, had lovely long and black hair, never saw her front.
    I would have loved taking her home, for some innocent company, of course. Sigh.
    Problem she would have been 50 years younger than me, but a man can dream.
     
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  9. Dracoa

    Dracoa Trusted.Member

    Had a good time at training today, also helped with cleanup. Before I went in, I stopped at The Gas Station, from Texas Chainsaw Massacre, got a brisket sandwich that is... to die for.

    Unfortunately I forgot to wear a hat and my head got fucking sunburnt.
     
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  10. Pornloginyo13

    Pornloginyo13 Trusted Member

    Fucking corona messed everything up for me trying to buy my house!
     
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  11. curiousFred

    curiousFred Trusted.Member

    I am feeling weird, yesterday I felt fucking terrible, curled up on the couch in utter misery.
    Today I crave hugs and cuddles, no fucking hope of any of that.
    I would love a woman in my life on one hand, on the other I don't want another one at all.
    I am fucking confused about my situation.
     
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  12. SportsMomLTZ

    SportsMomLTZ Trusted Member

    I hate this fucking Michigan weather. 95 one fucking day & 50 the next.
     
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  13. curiousFred

    curiousFred Trusted.Member

    Lucky you don't live in Melbourne, Oz. We have 4 seasons in 1 day more often than not.
     
  14. pussycat

    pussycat Moderator Staff Member

    No kidding. It's June 11th and its fucking snowing.
     
  15. Dracoa

    Dracoa Trusted.Member

    It's not un-fucking-heard of for Texas to have all four seasons at the same time. 92swzl1nfes11.jpg
     
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  16. Curmudgeon

    Curmudgeon Administrator Staff Member

    Well fuck. It must be that global warming that Al Gore warned us about in action.
     
  17. pussycat

    pussycat Moderator Staff Member

    That was yesterday, it was 33C and humid as hell, it felt like Louisiana and I was waiting for a fucking alligator to crawl out. Remnants of an American hurricane and definitely Gore's fault. Then it collided with an Arctic cold front, a thunderstorm rolled through, the temperature dropped 30 degrees and we had snowflakes falling.
    Fuck no, there's no climate change.

    :):):p
     
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  18. pussycat

    pussycat Moderator Staff Member

    And to top it all off, the fucking power was out all night. Except for us. :D
     
  19. pussycat

    pussycat Moderator Staff Member

    My Dad was in Texas, driving west to El Paso. He said it was 80F during the day and below freezing at night. He couldn't fucking believe it!
     
  20. Akbloke

    Akbloke Ex Pig-Fixer "Videmus Agamis"

    God I fucking love it in Sth-East Queensland. Apart from the occasional flooding, and Tropical rain, it is even most of the year around. Yes it gets warm in summer, and cool in winter, but you fucking expect that.