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A Joke For Today

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by jamie jackson, Jan 17, 2015.

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  1. Brutus58

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    Now that's FUNNY!!!
     
    Brutus58, Jan 10, 2022
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  2. Star_of_sea

    Star_of_sea Collector of ephemeral moments.

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    Star_of_sea, Jan 11, 2022
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  3. reluctantjoe

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    reluctantjoe, Jan 12, 2022
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  4. Rubber duck 2

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    Rubber duck 2, Jan 12, 2022
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  5. Odette

    Odette No one can convey what they do not feel

     
    Odette, Jan 12, 2022
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  6. Odette

    Odette No one can convey what they do not feel

     
    Odette, Jan 16, 2022
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  7. Rubber duck 2

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    Rubber duck 2, Jan 17, 2022
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  8. Djole

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    Djole, Jan 17, 2022
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  9. Odette

    Odette No one can convey what they do not feel

     
    Odette, Jan 17, 2022
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  10. Gelder

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    OMG! The last one YIKES! It was humourous but, I could never do that!
     
    Gelder, Jan 17, 2022
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  11. oldman681

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    Does that mean you will never make history ?
     
    oldman681, Jan 17, 2022
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  12. Brutus58

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    Maybe not in public, what about in private?
     
    Brutus58, Jan 18, 2022
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  13. Gelder

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    I am not all that, well behaved.<giggle> However, I should not want to"make history" in so brutal a fashion!:eek:
     
    Gelder, Jan 18, 2022
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  14. Gelder

    Gelder Moderator Staff Member

    Never! It would have to be an extreme situation, before I could even consider doing something so vicious. I found the reaction of the women, in the video disturbing. Yes, I appreciate the 'cretin' was not really being harmed. However, they were unaware of this.

    Were I in the position of the girls in the clip, I would have been surprised. Actually, more likely shocked by the 'grandmother's' action. However, I would have absolutely demanded she stop straightaway. Such an action is quite dangerous. Men have died from this. That is, from prolonged squeezing of the testes!

    In the interests of full disclosure; I have given a genteel squeeze to the plums of grabby lads when, younger. However, this was usually in a darkened pub. Also, I did it in such away, so as not to humiliate the lad. That is, I made certain no one could view 'what', my naughty hand was doing. Also, I applied only enough pressure to bring about; a sharp intake of breath or an "ooh". For what ever it may be worth; this was after issuing a caution, such as "I am not in the mood for a game of grab ass!".

    As mentioned in my message to Oldman681, I am not all that, well behaved.;)<mia culpa!>
     
    Gelder, Jan 18, 2022
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  15. slisse

    slisse Moderator Staff Member

    My boyfriend was working in the souvenir shop at Canterbury Cathedral in Kent, England. One afternoon he was talking with an attendant who worked in the cathedral when they were approached by two tourists. "Are you a monk?" one of the women asked.

    "No," the attendant explained, "I wear this robe as part of my job, but I'm not a member of any religious order."

    "Then where are the monks?" asked the woman.

    The man replied, "Oh, there haven't been any monks here since 1415."

    Hearing this, the woman looked at her watch and announced to her friend, "Betty, we missed the monks."
     
    slisse, Jan 20, 2022
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  16. Gelder

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    An honest mistake, possibly. Perhaps, she was referencing military time?:oops:<giggle>
     
    Gelder, Jan 21, 2022
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  17. Rubber duck 2

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    Rubber duck 2, Jan 22, 2022
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  18. lodka

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    Some stuff in this thread...
     
    lodka, Jan 22, 2022
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  19. Gelder

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    Gelder, Jan 23, 2022
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  20. reluctantjoe

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    reluctantjoe, Jan 26, 2022
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