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A Joke For Today

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by jamie jackson, Jan 17, 2015.

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  1. Gelder

    Gelder Moderator Staff Member


    :p
     
    Gelder, Dec 22, 2021
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  2. Gelder

    Gelder Moderator Staff Member

    Gelder, Dec 22, 2021
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  3. slisse

    slisse Moderator Staff Member

    Driving through Southern California, I stopped at a roadside stand that sold fruit, vegetables and crafts. As I went to pay, I noticed the young woman behind the counter was painting a sign. "Why the new sign?" I asked.

    "My boyfriend didn't approve of the old one," she said. When I glanced at what hung above the counter, I understood. It declared: "Local Honey Dates Nuts."
     
    slisse, Dec 22, 2021
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  4. VinniethePanda

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    VinniethePanda, Dec 22, 2021
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  5. Kakyoin

    Kakyoin Trusted Member

    lmao
     
    Kakyoin, Dec 25, 2021
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  6. Odette

    Odette No one can convey what they do not feel


     
    Odette, Dec 28, 2021
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    VinniethePanda, Jan 1, 2022
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  8. Odette

    Odette No one can convey what they do not feel

     
    Odette, Jan 2, 2022
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  9. Star_of_sea

    Star_of_sea Collector of ephemeral moments.

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    Star_of_sea, Jan 3, 2022
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  10. slisse

    slisse Moderator Staff Member

    I am five feet, three inches tall and pleasingly plump. After I had a minor accident, my mother accompanied me to the emergency room.

    The triage nurse asked for my height and weight, and I blurted out, "Five-foot-eight and 125 pounds."

    While the nurse pondered this information, my mother leaned over to me. "Sweetheart," she gently chided, "this is not the Internet."
     
    slisse, Jan 3, 2022
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    VinniethePanda, Jan 3, 2022
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  12. Odette

    Odette No one can convey what they do not feel

    The most fun begins at minute 2.56.:D:D

     
    Odette, Jan 4, 2022
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  13. Rubber duck 2

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    Rubber duck 2, Jan 7, 2022
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  14. Odette

    Odette No one can convey what they do not feel

     
    Odette, Jan 7, 2022
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  15. Gelder

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    Gelder, Jan 8, 2022
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  16. Gelder

    Gelder Moderator Staff Member

    Lol
     
    Gelder, Jan 8, 2022
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  17. slisse

    slisse Moderator Staff Member

    "Incontinence hotline. Please hold."
     
    slisse, Jan 9, 2022
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  18. Gelder

    Gelder Moderator Staff Member

    :rolleyes:
     
    Gelder, Jan 9, 2022
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  19. Aaasss11

    Aaasss11 New Member

    :):):)
     
    Aaasss11, Jan 9, 2022
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  20. slisse

    slisse Moderator Staff Member

    I was raised as an only child .. which really annoyed my sister.
     
    slisse, Jan 10, 2022
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