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The Fucking Fuck Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Grizzly Bear78, Jun 12, 2014.

  1. muffdiver

    muffdiver RIP (1948-2017)

  2. Irish_Incest

    Irish_Incest Trusted.Member

  3. Granpa69

    Granpa69 Member

    Well Fuck. I have to take a fucking stress test Monday at fucking 6 AM (arrrggg). Worse - they told me for 24 hours prior to the test I cannot drink coffee or drink or eat anything chocolate. Fuck. That is two gross human violations. Then they tell me the testing will take 4 to 5 hours. So that's gonna make it 28 to 29 hours without coffee or chocolate. FFFFUUUUCCCCKKKKKK!!!
     
  4. antoncg

    antoncg Trusted Member

    If your fucking like this your going to fucking have trouble tomorrow. Been through it and I also had to stop smoking so don't fucking sweat it, you'll live. :D :D :D
     
  5. Grizzly Bear78

    Grizzly Bear78 Trusted Member

    I like your fucking avatar Antoncg:D
     
  6. Irish_Incest

    Irish_Incest Trusted.Member

    Holy Shit, I'm somewhat fucking drunk right now.

    Where's Marie when i fucking need her ;) (though i actually know why)
     
  7. muffdiver

    muffdiver RIP (1948-2017)

    Yeah we know.

    Muff


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  8. Antares

    Antares The Famous LTD Doggie

    Hey Muff! You got to say FUCK on the Fucking Fuck Thread. Its the Fucking Rule.

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    LTD/Ins-D
    Spelling Police
    Have a nice Fucking Day
     
  9. Irish_Incest

    Irish_Incest Trusted.Member

    Oh he'll be saying fuck when Marie finds out, believe me

    Oh he'll be saying fuck when he tells Marie find out, believe me
     
  10. Antares

    Antares The Famous LTD Doggie

    Always be fucking careful Irish. When I came here from LTD, Slisse ask for the fucking Spelling Police to come along too. He always fucking watching.:rolleyes:
     
  11. Irish_Incest

    Irish_Incest Trusted.Member


    If they had been drinking properly they wouldn't be in any shape to be carrying anyone anywhere ;)
     
  12. Antares

    Antares The Famous LTD Doggie

    Hey Irish.......Where's the word FUCK in the Fucking Fuck Thread?

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  13. Irish_Incest

    Irish_Incest Trusted.Member


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  14. Antares

    Antares The Famous LTD Doggie

    [​IMG] That's the Fucking way. Always say Fuck on the Fucking Fuck Thread. [​IMG]

    [​IMG]The LTD/Ins-D Spelling Police[​IMG]
    are brought to you by:
    Slisse the Belgium Monk
    Brewers of the Fucking Rootbeer
     
  15. Granpa69

    Granpa69 Member

    OK I survived the fucking stress tests. After 63 fucking years of smoking I finally kicked the fucking habit. The 25th of July coming, I will be celebrating 5 years of fucking wretching and craving but not a smidgen of fucking smoke.

    Granpa6.9
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  16. muffdiver

    muffdiver RIP (1948-2017)

    Mine is 2 years smoke free this October after smoking for 45 years but not without consequences. I have copd and severe imphysema because of it.

    Muff
     
  17. Irish_Incest

    Irish_Incest Trusted.Member

    Fuck this drinking.

    I really need to stop this shit.
     
  18. Irish_Incest

    Irish_Incest Trusted.Member

    Also, fuck being single, sick of the single life aswell
     
  19. Granpa69

    Granpa69 Member

    It might be nice if you could find the right person who will stay with you "until death do you part". Otherwise you might be fucking better off. No fucking gold digger to divorce you and take every fucking thing you have. Might be better to have a willing fucking girlfriend, or call the fucking Rent-A-Bird company.

    Be cautious of the legal phrase "residing under the same roof". That can fucking nail you to be a father even if it isn't your fucking child. ('m experienced on this one).

    Granpa6.9
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  20. Granpa69

    Granpa69 Member

    I have the fucking COPD as well. Problem is that it was not listed in my fucking medical records before retiring, therefore I can't get it on my fucking VA disability.