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 Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 11:29 pm Post subject: How it is Done and How it is NOT done.
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A young newlywed couple moved into an upstairs Apartment. The landlady figured she knew what would be happening that night so she laid awake to listen.
After awhile she heard "tip tip tip tip wheeeeeeeee ahhhhhhhhh"! A few minutes later she heard the same noise again. A bit later again the same noise.
The next morning the Landlady invited the girl down for coffee. After a bit of chit chat the Landlady finally got the nerve to ask. I'm curious about the noise I heard last night, would you mind telling me what it was?
The young girl blushed a bit and said, well, the tip tip tip tip was when my husband tiptoed across the floor.
The Wheeeeeee was when he leaped into the air.
The Ahhhh was when he landed just right. It was so good he made me cum 4 times so I asked him to do it again. I came 4 more times so I asked for just one more time. He did and I came 6 times. By then we were exhausted and went to sleep.
WOW exclaimed the Landlady. I haven't cum in years so I think I'll get my husband to try that.
That night the young girl laid awake to listen for the results. After awhile she heard "STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP Wheeeoooweeeeeeee ARRRRGGGGGGGGGGG! Nothing more but certainly aroused the curiosity of the girl. She could hardly wait until morning.
In the morning the girl runs down stairs to have coffee and asked what in the world happened?
The Landlady sighed and said, well the STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP is when my husband stomped across the floor.
The Wheeeeeooooweeeee is when he jumped into the air.
The ARRRRRRRGGGGGGG is when his balls got caught on the bedpost.
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