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The Fucking Fuck Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Grizzly Bear78, Jun 12, 2014.

  1. londonboy49

    londonboy49 Trusted.Member

    Thoughts are with you guys down under. Not nice at all. Floods here in the northern hemisphere and it's fucking snowing already.
     
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  2. curiousFred

    curiousFred Trusted.Member

    This always moves me to tears, while I born German, I have lived her for over 55 years and I am an Aussie at heart, I love this country, here I had opportunities, I never had in Germany, there it was head down and ass
    up, treated like shit, living in poverty, once we had kids. Nothing has changed there.
    I will end my life here and become part of the Aussie earth. I fucking love this place with a passion.
     
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  3. Akbloke

    Akbloke Ex Pig-Fixer "Videmus Agamis"

    And now they are getting some fucking storms moving across Queensland, but they are likely to do more harm by fucking lightning strikes than any good - not enough rain actually falling - mostly hail. Damn it.

    Anyway - my heartfelt thanks goes out to all of those Bush Firies now doing their wonderful jobs. Putting their lives at risk to help others, as always. God Bless you all.
     
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  4. curiousFred

    curiousFred Trusted.Member

    The whole fucking place is on fire, and it is not even summer yet.
    It was 41C/106 F in Melbourne yesterday and the fucking wind was howling, knocking down many trees,driving fires,tens of thousands home are without power.
    Something to look forward too, not.
    We will be 10 million soon, where will the water come from ?
    The fucking politicians are insane bringing in more and more people.
    Manufacturing is pretty well dead, China is buying our raw material, like iron ore etc.
    If they stop we are fucked.
     
  5. londonboy49

    londonboy49 Trusted.Member

    Been raining here for over a month. Been snowing in places as well. Fucking crazy world.
     
  6. Akbloke

    Akbloke Ex Pig-Fixer "Videmus Agamis"

    Hey Londonboy....if you fucking well don't want the excess snow and rain...we will gladly accept it down-under..
    As long as you can find a way to ship what you don't want/need....

    Now having said that, next year we will probably get fucking floods....

    That's Aussie all over: Bush fires one day, floods the fucking next.
     
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  7. Curmudgeon

    Curmudgeon Moderator Staff Member

    SoCal has that beat: It's fire, flood, and mud slides here.
     
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  8. pussycat

    pussycat Administrator Staff Member

    The cop will be after you. :D

    Besides, you forgot fucking earthquakes.
     
  9. pussycat

    pussycat Administrator Staff Member

    In beautiful fucking Ontario, we have, in order:

    Snow, blizzards, -40C, followed by floods, then drought, forest fires, +40C, tornados ........... and repeat.

    No earthquakes to speak of.

    It's paradise.

    :rolleyes::rolleyes:
     
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  10. whitecoffee1

    whitecoffee1 Moderator Staff Member

    In Germany

    ..... we have fucking rain .....

    ..... well, that's pretty much all :confused:
     
  11. Akbloke

    Akbloke Ex Pig-Fixer "Videmus Agamis"


    Ho Hum.....
    London Bobby blowing whistle.jpg
    You can't FUCKING well say that you haven't been warned Curmudgeon.....
    Now you should know fucking better.....​
     
  12. Akbloke

    Akbloke Ex Pig-Fixer "Videmus Agamis"

    You also have fucking snow....we don't get that in Queensland :eek:
     
  13. Akbloke

    Akbloke Ex Pig-Fixer "Videmus Agamis"

    Yep...you've pretty well got it fucking covered....although we do get the occasional earthquake in Aussie (the last one was about 1 week ago in outback WA near to Karlgoolie).
     
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  14. londonboy49

    londonboy49 Trusted.Member

    Yep .... forgot the fucking earthquakes ... well quite a tremble lol
     
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  15. Curmudgeon

    Curmudgeon Moderator Staff Member

    I left out the fucking earthquakes because they aren't related to fires and floods.
    The fires remove the earth covering so the floods wash out the soil.
    We get some major mud slides at times. The worse can bury a neighborhood.

    As far as that cop goes, I have several options to deal with him if he becomes too much of a nuisance.
     
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  16. pussycat

    pussycat Administrator Staff Member

    I should be thankful. At 1000 ft up and 1000 miles from the ocean, we're not that vulnerable to tsunamis.

    (I'm waiting for the fucking locusts)
     
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  17. pussycat

    pussycat Administrator Staff Member


    You should move here. All the muds already at the bottom of the fucking hill.
     
  18. Akbloke

    Akbloke Ex Pig-Fixer "Videmus Agamis"

    And they really are fucking locusts....breeding in their fucking trillions...LOL:D:D
     
  19. NataSis

    NataSis Trusted.Member

    If you'd prefer snow, Akbloke, we've got fucking loads! It's everywhere!
     
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  20. curiousFred

    curiousFred Trusted.Member

    If the weather doesn't fuck us in Oz our fucking politicians will.