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The Fucking Fuck Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Grizzly Bear78, Jun 12, 2014.

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  1. pussycat

    pussycat Administrator Staff Member

    Unless they apply for refugee status at the fuckng border.
     
    pussycat, Apr 21, 2019
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  2. pussycat

    pussycat Administrator Staff Member

    Besides, I've decided to raise hoppapittimi. My daughter always wanted a pet hoppapittimus. As long as I get fucking farm tax rates.

    :cool:
     
    pussycat, Apr 21, 2019
    #8322
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  3. Neophyte

    Neophyte Administrator Staff Member

    What the fuck is a hoppapittimus?
     
    Neophyte, Apr 22, 2019
    #8323
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  4. pussycat

    pussycat Administrator Staff Member

    Many years ago, it's what my daughter called her stuffed hippo. And that's what they've been ever since- "hoppapittimuses".

    I still fucking laff when I think about it.
     
    pussycat, Apr 22, 2019
    #8324
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  5. curiousFred

    curiousFred Trusted.Member

    From the mouth of babes, I love it, rolling about the fucking floor. Hehehehehe.
     
    curiousFred, Apr 22, 2019
    #8325
  6. curiousFred

    curiousFred Trusted.Member

    I hated the fucking whitetails, they used to lurk in the corners of the fucking ceiling in the kitchen of our first house.
    They lived in some sort of fucking sack, hard to spray,
    we always collected the huntsman with a glass and a piece of cardboard and put them outside.
    In our new house (9years now) we only ever have the odd daddy long legs, I just grab them, and toss them into the dunny.
     
    curiousFred, Apr 22, 2019
    #8326
  7. stepdad22

    stepdad22 Graduated from the school of sexual perversions .

    Well long , scarley , bitey things with many teeth . Oh and they all have bad tempers . I nearly forgot to say fuck .
     
    stepdad22, Apr 22, 2019
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  8. Dracoa

    Dracoa Trusted.Member

    Is it weird that I'm feeling different about my upcoming move? Kinda anxious. It's the first time I haven't felt like I have to fucking move, or actually had to move.
     
    Dracoa, Apr 27, 2019
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  9. Akbloke

    Akbloke Ex Pig-Fixer "Videmus Agamis"

    In all truth Pussy....the real fucking "Hoppapittimuses" are very dangerous to humans....

    And fucking Tassie don't have any bloody Crocs...or 'gators. It's too fucking cold for them. And too fucking far for them to swim that far to reach. Besides, there is sufficient tucker for them up in the 'Territory and Far Nth Qld.
     
    Akbloke, Apr 27, 2019
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  10. Danny Boy 1966

    Danny Boy 1966 Trusted.Member

    My Dad use to say "If it has tires or tits, you're going to have fucking problems with it". Well for the last 3 fucking days I have had nothing but problems swapping the transmission out in my old Chevy truck. If it wasn't one fucking thing it was two others. Now just as I'm about to be finished, it's going to fucking rain today, and then it going to fucking rain until next fucking Thursday. I hate not having a fucking garage to work in, and my sore aching old body hates having to lay on the ground to fucking do it.

    There I fucking think I'm caught up on my quota of fucking fucks. LOL
     
    Danny Boy 1966, Apr 27, 2019
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  11. Akbloke

    Akbloke Ex Pig-Fixer "Videmus Agamis"

    Don't you fucking feel better now that you have fucking vented your fucking frustrations Danny Boy?
     
    Akbloke, Apr 27, 2019
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  12. pussycat

    pussycat Administrator Staff Member

    On top of all the rain and flooding and roads disappearing, last night we got 10cm of snow.

    26th of April and it fucking snows.

    I love my country.

    :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:
     
    pussycat, Apr 27, 2019
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  13. Danny Boy 1966

    Danny Boy 1966 Trusted.Member

    Yes I do. Now if i could only quit banging my fucking knee on this damn exhaust hanger that's in my fucking way. I would be a really happy fucking camper Akbloke. LOL
     
    Danny Boy 1966, Apr 28, 2019
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  14. Danny Boy 1966

    Danny Boy 1966 Trusted.Member

    Well you can just keep that fucking shit up there, I saw too much of it this year. LOL
     
    Danny Boy 1966, Apr 28, 2019
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  15. pussycat

    pussycat Administrator Staff Member

    We should give it to you. You're the ones who sent all the fuckin rain in the first place!

    :D:D
     
    pussycat, Apr 28, 2019
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  16. pussycat

    pussycat Administrator Staff Member

    Besides, it all fucking melted and added to the fucking flooding.
     
    pussycat, Apr 28, 2019
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  17. pussycat

    pussycat Administrator Staff Member

    It's no joke.
    These floods, so called "100 year events"?
    Well, we've had 3 of them in the last 7 years.

    But no, the climate's not fucking changing. :rolleyes:

    :mad::mad::mad:
     
    pussycat, Apr 28, 2019
    #8337
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  18. curiousFred

    curiousFred Trusted.Member

    It is fucking dark and surprise, surprise it got wet too.
    I have the fucking winter blues already and it is not fucking winter yet.
    It is fucking cold too, sigh.
     
    curiousFred, Apr 28, 2019
    #8338
  19. leftout4

    leftout4 Trusted.Member

    FUCK.. You know, strangely enough, I do feel better for having printed it out.. cheap thrills.
     
    leftout4, Apr 30, 2019
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  20. curiousFred

    curiousFred Trusted.Member

    I couldn't imagine not having a garage, to keep stuff in, the fucking car, of course and to stop it from being stolen by fuckwits.
    A carport would be the absolute minimum.
     
    curiousFred, Apr 30, 2019
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