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The Fucking Fuck Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Grizzly Bear78, Jun 12, 2014.

  1. curiousFred

    curiousFred Trusted.Member

    Hi Neophyte, I wouldn't worry too much, it is pretty straight forward, they put you to sleep for a little while,
    once you wake up, you'll be just fine.
    Just be careful with the tablets, you will crap your insides out, be certain to be near a toilet until all is out.
    Don't be like my wife who shat herself in the laundry a few years ago.
    There was shit everywhere, it took a lot of elbow grease not to mention soap to clean herself and the floor.
    Of course I pissed myself fucking laughing.
     
  2. Akbloke

    Akbloke Ex Pig-Fixer "Videmus Agamis"

    Oh I'm sure that you were Dracoa. Not to fucking many people know about our small town called Texas. But it never has had snow....
     
  3. Neophyte

    Neophyte Moderator Staff Member

    I'm not worried about the colonoscopy, I've had a colonoscopy before. What I fucking hate is the preparation. It's not a pill but a gallon of fluid that goes straight through your digestive system, cleaning the fuck out of everything. I've been going back and forth to the bathroom all day. I've had several procedures done and I wasn't concerned about any of them, but mention a colonoscopy and I cringe and cry "Why me".
     
  4. pussycat

    pussycat Moderator Staff Member

    It's a bit late now, but next time ask if you can take sodium phosphate. You can mix it with gatorade, it's a lot more palatable.

    Good luck mon amie.
     
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  5. Akbloke

    Akbloke Ex Pig-Fixer "Videmus Agamis"

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    Once again "Mon Amie"....I think that we might have FUCKING forgotten to include a certain FUCKING word..???

    And good luck to you Neophyte. I've never had to have any of those sort of procedures - yet.
     
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  6. pussycat

    pussycat Moderator Staff Member

    I can think of a certain procedure to perform on a certain fucking cop.................

    :rolleyes::rolleyes: :p:p
     
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  7. Akbloke

    Akbloke Ex Pig-Fixer "Videmus Agamis"


    Ohhh...does this include fucking beating me with your Rhythm Stick? Or some other fucking procedure?
     
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  8. pussycat

    pussycat Moderator Staff Member

    Hmm..........

    A rectalopthamy comes to mind.......

    Fuck yeah!

    :D
     
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  9. curiousFred

    curiousFred Trusted.Member

    Does that mean chopping his ass off ? Fucking hell.
     
  10. Akbloke

    Akbloke Ex Pig-Fixer "Videmus Agamis"

    I don't have no fucking Donkey....or a Mule..and definitely no fucking ASS.!!

    However I'm not too sure that I'd enjoy a Rectal-whatever!! Although I might have to pay a visit to those colder Northern Climes to see just what it is the the Pussycat has in mind?
     
  11. pussycat

    pussycat Moderator Staff Member

    No worries mate.
    It's a routine procedure in which we surgically sever the nerve connecting the eyeball and asshole, thereby removing your shitty outlook on life.
    All fucking cops should have one.

    :cool::cool:
     
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  12. curiousFred

    curiousFred Trusted.Member

    Well, I may sound a fucking miserable old coot, but I keep getting pissed off at the scumbags who keep thieving the fucking valve caps
    off my cars tires.
    I is almost a regular thing, has been going on for years.
    I hate the lazy bastards who steal absolutely everything they fancy.
     
  13. pussycat

    pussycat Moderator Staff Member

    It could be worse Fred.
    They could be stealing the air out of your fucking tires
     
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  14. curiousFred

    curiousFred Trusted.Member

    The fuckers would if it were possible, here in Oz everything seems to attract thieves.
     
  15. Akbloke

    Akbloke Ex Pig-Fixer "Videmus Agamis"

    You just happen to live in a part of Oz where the fucking thieves are Fred...LOL
     
  16. Hal

    Hal Trusted.Member

    Must be in fucking Perth lol.
     
  17. curiousFred

    curiousFred Trusted.Member

    No, I live in Melbourne, it used to be a great place, now it is rapidly being filled with fucking garbage.
     
  18. pussycat

    pussycat Moderator Staff Member

    We've had it pretty easy this winter, up 'til now

    It's 27 below fucking zero outside

    :eek::eek:
     
  19. Rubber duck 2

    Rubber duck 2 Trusted.Member

    Yes we had also but not fridged blow zero temps...but dipping down to low 30s and 20s crazy for southern beach life...
     
  20. curiousFred

    curiousFred Trusted.Member

    It is nice and warm here in Oz, app. 100-108 degrees. Have no need for the heater. Hehehehehehehehe.
    Great time for enjoying iced coffee, ice creams of various flavors.
    If things get really fucking desperate, I can always drink ice cold beer.
     
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