The Fucking Fuck Thread

Neither am fucking I Irish!!

 

Yeah it's all good fucking until

 

That fake fucking shit. You want to see 2 girls really fighting check out the UFC. or MMA. Now those bitches fight and it is fucking for real.

 

Fuck sake, someone wasn't paying attention and put green tea teabags in with the normal teabags!

 

Wow for fucks safe, the little blue pill did not fall out did it. ~giggling~

 

I love my fucking tea what can I say

 

TEA is for fucking pussys.

 

No, tea is for people who like to relax, take their time and get their fucking work done right the first time round while not running around like fucking speedy gonzales.

Coffee is for wannabe's

 

OH you are soooooooooooo fucked now.

 

How is your FUCKING wannabe's girlfriend your hand that is.

 

Well since Amy has had to limit her coffee intake I only have to outrun her a little bit before she has take a fucking break.

Meanwhile me, being the fresh-faced tea-drinker that I am, will casually stroll off into the sunset being the lovable rogue that I am

 

Well it's your fucking hand, how do you think it feels

 

Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; you only fucking gargled.

 

Which means I might not have a smart brain, but I sure as hell have a fucking smart mouth

 

You are the result of a wet dream your mother rolled into.

 

I'm just glad I'm fucking here so I can annoy the hell out of you

 

You’ll never need birth control with a personality like that.

 

You're only jealous because I'm so fucking adorable and you haven't had your coffee yet