Why does the CFL suck ? ... and if you had to ask ... Who can remember the original names of all the sport teams who passed through Los Angeles on their way to Death ? ... welcome to the Hotel California ... That NCAA Basketball Final was the most entertaining basketball game I've ever seen. ... betcha that match-up cost ESPN a lotta take. What genius named our basketball team the Toronto Raptors ? ... cause the North is where the Raptors came from, you idiot - it's global warming ! And how come someplace called Cincinnati gets to fly under the sports radar all the time ... it's like they're the canada in the media.