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Size matters

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by slisse, Mar 7, 2019.

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  1. slisse

    slisse Moderator Staff Member

    This is something that you hear a lot.
    But, you also hear a lot 'it's not the size that matters, but what you're able to do with it'.

    Well, just look below:

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  2. curiousFred

    curiousFred Trusted.Member

    Makes me curious who went around to do the measuring, hope they washed their hands often. Hehehehehehe.
    Thanks for sharing.
     
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  3. slisse

    slisse Moderator Staff Member

    lol
     
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  4. slisse

    slisse Moderator Staff Member

    Would it go too far to say that even with a 3.8' one you can be a big dick?
     
  5. Danny Boy 1966

    Danny Boy 1966 Trusted.Member

    Nope not at all. I always said that was his problem myself. Yes I went and saw what country it was. LOL
     
  6. Danny Boy 1966

    Danny Boy 1966 Trusted.Member

    Nice to know I beat the average in my country, hell I even beat my ancestry country.
    As far as my second wife was concerned, size didn't matter to her as long as you knew how to use it. Her ex husband was 13", he couldn't get her off with a trumpet and a drum. Her words were she would rather be tickled to death than stabbed to death any day. I'd still be with her if I hadn't lost her to cancer in 2001, August would have been our 22nd anniversary.
     
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  7. villager

    villager Trusted.Member

    As I was once told , it's not the size that count's , it's how you use it that matter's .
    and you don't need too use that to give someone you love joy.:p.
     
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  8. cummunion

    cummunion Account Deleted

    Why? ;)
     
  9. pussycat

    pussycat Administrator Staff Member

    India 4", population 1.2 billion.
    China 4.3", population 1.4 billion.

    It would seem size doesn't matter, lol.
     
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  10. pussycat

    pussycat Administrator Staff Member

    They should have measured tongue size.

    ;);)
     
  11. Neophyte

    Neophyte Administrator Staff Member

    3.8', what would they use it for, a baseball bat? :p
     
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  12. Brutus58

    Brutus58 Trusted.Member

    Sorry for your loss. Lost my sister-in-law to breast cancer. Besides being in love with my sister, I am in love with my niece (sister-in-law's daughter) and she loves me.
     
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  13. curiousFred

    curiousFred Trusted.Member

    Sorry you lost your love, it is so sad, hopefully you can find love again.
     
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  14. Danny Boy 1966

    Danny Boy 1966 Trusted.Member

    Thank you CuriousFred, I have managed to get past it after many years, and yes I have found love again. I'm one of the people posting that is real on here, My little sister and I have been in a relationship for the last 2 years. Well I can't call her little anymore, she is 47.
    Thank you Brutus58, sorry for your loss as well. Cancer is a bitch, it hit my wife as a total surprise, she had just had her yearly pap smear test, and it was clear. 4 months later she had a sharp pain inside around her cervix, went back to the doctor and had stage 4 cervical cancer, this was in August of 2000, she was gone March of 2001. In addition to the loving relationship with my sister who is Bi, we share a loving home with my ex step daughter who recently blessed our home with a grandson (mine).
    I wish you continued love with your sister, and niece
     
  15. Brutus58

    Brutus58 Trusted.Member

    Thank you.
     
  16. slisse

    slisse Moderator Staff Member

    Sorry to hear about your losses as each loss comes too soon.
     
  17. Brutus58

    Brutus58 Trusted.Member

    You ain't just whistling Dixie.
     
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  18. Brutus58

    Brutus58 Trusted.Member

    I told my niece's (wife's niece) father that I was in love with his daughter. He just laughed and told me to get in line. When we would go shopping together, I would use the shopping cart as a walker and follow her around. She has a very pleasant strut. She knows this and teases the hell out of me. Her clothes may as well be painted on. I've been trying to talk her into body painting as in the "body painting large and small" forum. She knows that I'm on this site and has seen some of the postings.
     
  19. slisse

    slisse Moderator Staff Member

    There are at least enough ideas.
     
  20. Sdoe45

    Sdoe45 Trusted Member

    Haha..agree. The funny thing about statistics is they're only as good as the data you can get, and who's going around to get it.
     
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