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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by rookie1255, Dec 6, 2016.

  1. rookie1255

    rookie1255 Trusted.Member

    I don't have sex with my sister because it's unacceptable and gross.
    I have sex with her because it's kinky.
     
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  2. rookie1255

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    It's now December 2016 and I haven't seen one hoverboard.
    Might as well jump back in my time machine and go back to cum in my mom again...
     
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  3. rookie1255

    rookie1255 Trusted.Member

    I used to have sex with my adopted sister.
    It stopped being fun when I found out she was adopted though.
     
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  4. rookie1255

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    My mom walked into my bedroom when I was getting my first blowjob.
    I don't know who got the biggest shock.... me, her or my sister.
     
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  5. rookie1255

    rookie1255 Trusted.Member

    How does a Kentucky mom prove how much she loves her son? - She swallows...
     
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  6. rookie1255

    rookie1255 Trusted.Member

    I walked up to the bar in a nightclub and said to the barman, "The condom machine in the bathroom isn't working, it just swallowed the dollar my mom gave me."
    "Sorry, nothing I can do," he replied.
    "Well, you want to explain that to my mom?" I asked.
    "Sure," he replied, "Where is she?"
    I said, "In the car with her legs spread, waiting for me!"
     
  7. rookie1255

    rookie1255 Trusted.Member

    I had sex with my cousin once.
    It was relatively good.
     
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  8. rookie1255

    rookie1255 Trusted.Member

    I said to my mom, "Can I ask you a serious question?"
    "Of course you can," she replied, "What is it?"
    I said, "I need you to imagine that you're my girlfriend."
    "Okay, I'm your girlfriend." she smiled, "What's the question?"
    I said, "Can you give me a blowjob?"
     
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  9. rookie1255

    rookie1255 Trusted.Member

    I knocked on my neighbor's door today and gave him some earplugs.
    "What are these for?" he asked.
    I said, "I've got my mother coming round tonight, trust me you're going to need them."
    "Likes to shout, does she?" he laughed.
    "Not really," I said, "I'm more worried about the noise of my headboard banging against the wall."
     
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  10. rookie1255

    rookie1255 Trusted.Member

    One time I got so wasted I ending up sleeping with my sister.
    Usually we just fuck.
     
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  11. rookie1255

    rookie1255 Trusted.Member

    How does a redneck know when his trailer is level?
    When spunk dribbles from both sides of his sisters mouth.
     
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  12. rookie1255

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    I was in my room last night as I watched this sexy woman masturbate.
    Putting that peephole in the wall of my mom's room was the best idea ever.
     
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  13. rookie1255

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    I found out that my Mom made a porno movie.
    I don't know what disgusted me more, the fact that she made it or the fact that I kept jacking off after I recognized her.
     
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  14. rookie1255

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    During sex last night, my partner whispered in my ear, "Pretend you're my dad."
    I was furious.
    "You are one sick-minded girl, what a disgusting thing to ask me."
    I stormed out of the bedroom and slammed the door.
    I mean, you don't expect shit like that from your sister, do you?
     
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  15. rookie1255

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    I was called "daddy" during sex the other night.
    I thought, "that's strange, she usually calls me dad..."
     
  16. rookie1255

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    My wife walked in on me masturbating the other day. It was pretty embarrassing.
    Mainly because our daughter was kneeling in front of me with her mouth wide open.
     
  17. rookie1255

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    What do you call white trash foreplay?
    "Hey sis, you up?"
     
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  18. rookie1255

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    Q Why don't hillbillies get hookers?
    A Why go downtown when you can go down the hall!!
     
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  19. rookie1255

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    Brother and sister are having sex. Sister says:"Wow, you're better lover than Dad is."
    Brother answers:"Yeah, I know, mom says that too."
     
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  20. rookie1255

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    Q:What's relative humidity?
    A: The sweat my sister's back as I fuck her from behind.
     
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