For shits and giggles...

Almost 80 but have no clue.

 

https://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/loubega/mambono5.html

 

The person who posted the coke bottles , that was cruel to those of us who had to listen to that song 1000 times a day way back when .

 

And if you do get the reference, then you're too old.

 

This is what I would call a "breakdown" in communication.

 

Thanks Brutus. You saved my ass.

 

A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college.
There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation.
Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?”
“Negative, ma’am. Just serious by nature.”
The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said,
“It looks like you have seen a lot of action.”
“Yes, ma’am, a lot of action.”
The young lady, trying to start up a conversation, said,
“You know, you should lighten up. Relax and enjoy yourself.”
The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner.
Finally the young lady said,
“You know, I hope you don’t take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had s*x?”
“1955, ma’am.”