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A Joke For Today

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by jamie jackson, Jan 17, 2015.

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  1. Insp Gadget

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    Insp Gadget, Jan 27, 2019
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  2. Brutus58

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    Now that's funny!
     
    Brutus58, Jan 29, 2019
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    Insp Gadget, Jan 30, 2019
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  4. Rubber duck 2

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    Lol, its bad be object of joke..
     
    Rubber duck 2, Jan 30, 2019
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  8. Thecrimson87

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    Haha
     
    Thecrimson87, Feb 17, 2019
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  11. Brutus58

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    That is FUNNY as all hell!!!!
     
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    Brutus58, Mar 9, 2019
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    Insp Gadget, Mar 10, 2019
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    londonboy49, Mar 16, 2019
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  14. slisse

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    It had taken him several months, but the exec had finally persuaded his new secretary to bend over the back of his leather couch and allow him to have sex with her that way.

    "And just where have you been until this hour?" demanded his wife, when the wayward husband finally arrived home.

    "Down at the office," he replied, "working like a dog."
     
    slisse, Mar 23, 2019
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    She said... "What do you mean by coming home half drunk?"

    He said... "It's not my fault...I ran out of money."
     
    slisse, Mar 26, 2019
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  16. slisse

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    He said... "What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?"

    She said..."Turn sideways and look in the mirror."
     
    slisse, Apr 10, 2019
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    This old male entered a nursing home to live out his remaining time there.
    Getting to know a female, he made friends with her, and finally convinced her to hold his dick
    in her warm hand.
    Then suddenly he didn't visit her any longer and she caught him with another woman,
    She yelled what has she got that I don't have ?
    He replied Parkinson's.
     
    curiousFred, Apr 12, 2019
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  18. slisse

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    If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they would eventually find me very attractive.
     
    slisse, Apr 12, 2019
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  19. Neophyte

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    The only thing I know how to make for dinner is reservations.
     
    Neophyte, Apr 13, 2019
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  20. slisse

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    When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90 % of their body.

    Men are so polite they only look at the covered parts.
     
    slisse, May 1, 2019
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