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The Fucking Fuck Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Grizzly Bear78, Jun 12, 2014.

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  1. stepdad22

    stepdad22 Graduated from the school of sexual perversions .

    I have never heard of such a thing and I don't know what a flash drive is either , is that what we call a USB stick ? A drop bear , they be nasty and not very nice , prone to attacking you at any given moment . They fall from the gum trees when you least suspect .
     
    stepdad22, Apr 8, 2019
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  2. pussycat

    pussycat Administrator Staff Member

    I can see a couple of cobbers getting stuck into it shortly :eek::eek::eek:

    Yes, USB stick, and we don't have gum trees, although the pines are sure fucking sticky enough. :mad:
     
    pussycat, Apr 8, 2019
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  3. stepdad22

    stepdad22 Graduated from the school of sexual perversions .

    Yes I know all about fucking pine resin , but gum trees tis different . That's why the drop bears live in them . They are non sticky but home to crows , Galahs , Kookaburras . Huntsmen spiders the size of a dinner plate , red backs and whitetails . All in all a great place to be and a fantastic place as a kid to build a tree house .
     
    stepdad22, Apr 8, 2019
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  4. curiousFred

    curiousFred Trusted.Member

    California has gum trees, they also called Eucalyptus by their correct name.
    As for drop bears they only exist in funny buggers imagination and to scare Yank tourists.
    I probably get fucking killed for giving all this away.
     
    curiousFred, Apr 9, 2019
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  5. curiousFred

    curiousFred Trusted.Member

    Oh, don't forget about attacking Magpies and masked Plovers, they are truly mad fuckers.
     
    curiousFred, Apr 9, 2019
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  6. slisse

    slisse Moderator Staff Member

    4.jpg
    Oh Good Lord
    Forgive these fucking sinners for not using the fuck word
    Your servant, the Belgian monk
     
    slisse, Apr 9, 2019
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  7. stepdad22

    stepdad22 Graduated from the school of sexual perversions .

    Don't even start me on fucking plovers and magpies .
     
    stepdad22, Apr 9, 2019
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  8. pussycat

    pussycat Administrator Staff Member

    Rain, rain and more fucking rain. And the ground is still frozen and the snowpack is still melting and....
    Everything is going to flood. Again.
    I love this country.
    If it isn't on fire its under water.

    :(
     
    pussycat, Apr 20, 2019
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  9. slisse

    slisse Moderator Staff Member

    And we are waiting here for some fucking rain!
     
    slisse, Apr 20, 2019
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  10. pussycat

    pussycat Administrator Staff Member

    I'll e-mail you some.

    (the fucking ducks are taking over!)
     
    pussycat, Apr 20, 2019
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  11. stepdad22

    stepdad22 Graduated from the school of sexual perversions .

    What is wrong with a fat pelican or two ?
     
    stepdad22, Apr 20, 2019
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  12. Akbloke

    Akbloke Ex Pig-Fixer "Videmus Agamis"

    OH DEAR OH FUCKING DEAR....
    ​
    Here we FUCKING go a-FUCKING-gain.... Police emoticon.jpg

    I FUCKING say old FUCKING Taswegian Chappie....Could we possibly add a FUCK word or two to your FUCKING comments on this FUCKING st of threads..??
     
    Akbloke, Apr 20, 2019
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  13. pussycat

    pussycat Administrator Staff Member

    My new home is a real castle. Apparently it comes with a moat.

    Now all we need are some fucking alligators

    :eek:
     
    pussycat, Apr 20, 2019
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  14. Curmudgeon

    Curmudgeon Moderator Staff Member

    What the fuck! Did we fail to account for drainage?
     
    Curmudgeon, Apr 20, 2019
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  15. pussycat

    pussycat Administrator Staff Member

    Global warming.

    It's all Trumps fault.

    Do I need a fucking permit to import alligators?
     
    pussycat, Apr 20, 2019
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  16. Neophyte

    Neophyte Administrator Staff Member

    Actually yes you do. You do need a fucking permit to import alligators.
     
    Neophyte, Apr 21, 2019
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  17. curiousFred

    curiousFred Trusted.Member

    We have not had any fucking rain for many months, now our local lake is drying up.
    The rivers are drying up, fucking fish are dying by the thousands for lack of fucking Oxygen.
    Every time I turn on a tap I feel fucking guilty. Sigh.
     
    curiousFred, Apr 21, 2019
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  18. stepdad22

    stepdad22 Graduated from the school of sexual perversions .

    Hey pussycat I can lend you some Aligators ?
     
    stepdad22, Apr 21, 2019
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  19. stepdad22

    stepdad22 Graduated from the school of sexual perversions .

    Oh fuck I'm sorry I forgot .
     
    stepdad22, Apr 21, 2019
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  20. pussycat

    pussycat Administrator Staff Member

    No.

    You don't have alligators in fucking tasmania.

    :p
     
    pussycat, Apr 21, 2019
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