The Fucking Fuck Thread

Fuck it's hot outside. Up at 100 at mo.
But we have put our heating system in reverse and have been lying on a towel on a beautiful cooooool tile floor. Naked.

 

It is winter here in south eastern Australia and it is freezing, but no rain, the lakes are drying up
and soon we will have to buy boots for the fucking ducks. Hehehehehe.
Ducted heating is a great thing to have.

 

It is always cold and pissing down in Ireland, so what's new about that ?
That is why it is so nice and green there.

 

Yup. Looks like another wet summer here in the land of the rain.

 

Why do you think they have the expression, This is where the "Forty Shades of Green" come from? More like "Forty Shades of Grey" if you ask me.

 

Thought it was sheep He he

 

Fuck Fuck fuck fuckking fuck. Ah that feels better.

 

Fucking Phone Network

 

Fucking tell me about it. Just love living out in the sticks, but. We don't own a mobile. As for the internet !!!!!

 

you sure it's not the fucking user! lol.

 

Might be, but I doubt it

 

lol

 

Last night I tried to will the storms away, but fuck, I don't know where anyone who would want the storms lives.

 

Today we have wild storms my pants felt like tissue paper, fucking freezing.
I reckon someone in Peru farted again, after a good feed of fucking onions, they bring on the storms. Hehehehehehe.

 

Holy fuckballs!

 

Today was the coldest day so far, and wouldn't you know the fucking power went off, I had just fired up the espresso machine, started the PC then Zap, nothing. It was getting fucking dark too.
Thankfully it came back on, the heater is working again, I had to reset every fucking thing, Microwave, fucking clocks.
My fucking Arthritis is killing me, can't sleep at night from the fucking pain.
Getting old is so much fun. Sigh.
Oh no, just after resetting everything, the fucking power went off again.apparently there was an accident and of course some fuckwit took out a power pole, fucking power should be underground everywhere, it is in our area.
People drive like idiots, then hit something/someone, after they have all the time in the world.
Enough moaning for now.

 

Power Co. love underground systems. Every 15 years or so, they get to rip out the whole thing and rebuild it. Job fucking security.

 

How many fucking time's can someone get a fucking cold this is like 5th time already.FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!.

 

What the fuck. Meh all I got for today I'm tired,sleepy,and fucking horny. Not really fucking sure which one came first.