The Fucking Fuck Thread

no, but something was whining at the door all fucking night

 

Ok, fuck. First my favorite and closest coworker is fucking suddenly fired, then I stub my toe so hard it's fucking blue, and now Amy's gone. This fucking day better not get any fucking worse.

 

Decided to get all dressed up on friday and go out for a few beers.

Went to 3 places and finally hit the club. On guinness all night.

Had a great time with this specific woman in the club, one thing leads to another and we end up going to a hotel bar.

Unfortunatly all the guinness i had being drinking all night decided to make a re-appearance in the bathroom and was praying to the porcelain god.

Naturally enough she decided to fuck off, because she realised what I was doing. Pity though, I would have shagged her.

 

Oh and I'm blaming it on a fucking bad batch of guinness, and not because of how much i drank, lol

 

what a fucking puss can't handle your beer.

 

I can handle my beer. Providing I drink it responsibly, which I did not do in this case.

 

You have to watch, There is a Doggie that is after a donkey on here.... at least thats what he indicated. He was obsessed with my fucking 'ass', and he didn't like shagging sheep so I assumed it was donkey he was after

 

dogs will pretty much fuck anything

 

Too fucking true. LOL

 

Well give me a Lady any fucking time

 

And for the record, I don't fuck chickens, I just eat them

 

I heard that you ass swinger and No I am not into fucking a donkey but you'll do nicely.

Rumors....purely fucking rumors.

And as for you, you fucking duncebucket, you stay out of this....BTW Fix the fucking fence.

 

Sorry.....He fucking heard me

 

That's better.​

Fucking Chief Slisse has returned.​

Chief of the fucking Spelling Police.​

And I have him on speed dial.​

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No, he is trying to herd you

never trust a sheepdog

 

Labrador, White Labrador. Someone get that fucking fox with the titties a pair of glasses.

And you didn't say Fuck on the Fucking Fuck Thread....Calling Chief Slisse the next time this happens.

 

Thats fucking redonkulous

A Lame Bear

 

Forgot the fucking character sheets I printed out at my parent's house, yelled "FUCK" in the parking lot outside the game store.

 

I just want to say my offer is still open , so if the fucken doggy will stop whining at the door and give you some time to think it over I would be so fucken happy .