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The Fucking Fuck Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Grizzly Bear78, Jun 12, 2014.

  1. Irish_Incest

    Irish_Incest Trusted.Member

    Actually I went to the doctor on Saturday night and it turns out I have a fucking chest infection.

    So between the drugs, the fevers, the sweating, the hallucinations, the lack of sleep etc, at least i get to fucking relax.
     
  2. curiousFred

    curiousFred Trusted.Member

    Mate I have one of those for 59 years. One never gets used to it either, you have to keep fighting to your last breath.
    Why the fuck I ever go fucking married, I'll never know.
    Betrayed by my balls.
     
  3. annab2

    annab2 Trusted Member"It ain't pretty being easy!"

    What the fuck is up with this type of banter? I swear that I've fucking crash landed squarely in the center of a "Tourettes Syndrome Annual Convention!"

    Whatever happened to full-blown fucking substantive comments? Yeppers, I can bitch and whine, too!


    Anna (annab2)
    :confused::):cool:;):p:D:oops:o_O:rolleyes:
    Pssst! Have a nice fucking day! Wink, wink!

    Pssst II! Never mind, I added a "few dozen" commas. So now, those blurbs make more sense to me!:oops:
     
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  4. Irish_Incest

    Irish_Incest Trusted.Member

    Sickness sure does spread fucking FAST in an office when it needs to.

    In the past 10 days there's been at least 10 people that we know of who have either been out sick and gotten better or currently sick, and quite a few of them have happened only this week.
     
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  5. curiousFred

    curiousFred Trusted.Member

    There is the Flu raging in Germany, 50+ people died in Lower Saxonia.

    I have problems with my fucking ISP , they want me to join their fucking Gateway and freeze my PC, I have to turn the fucking thing off and start again, it is a fucking waste of my fucking time.
    The nerve of these cunts..........
     
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  6. annab2

    annab2 Trusted Member"It ain't pretty being easy!"

    Irish, My heart goes out to you! I know from whence you speak, as it stands, I must always wear a disposable respiration mask, for my own protection. Of course, my immune system is now challenged by my recent illness, and I'm not even around many people at all, anymore!

    Secondly, There is no valid excuse for the omission of the noun, pronoun, verb, and the expletive, or any reason for its noninclusion of the exclamation of the root form of the word "fuck" on this particular thread! So, please get back on the stick, my friend!o_O:rolleyes::p

    Anna (annab2)
    :):D;)
     
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  7. annab2

    annab2 Trusted Member"It ain't pretty being easy!"

    Fred, You can buy and license your own private server. At least, you can still do this in the USA. I will admit that I'm not quite up to snuff on all of the Australian legalities. Heck, I'm still a little fucking miffed over your Parliment passing a law which discriminates against small bosomed women, I'm a 32A, so any picture of me, artistic or not, would be in violation of that Aussie proclamation of the law!

    Anna (annab2)
    :eek:;):rolleyes:
     
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  8. Irish_Incest

    Irish_Incest Trusted.Member

    I'm getting there hun. Thankfully I'm over the fucking worst of it and now just have to get through the chesty cough and finish taking my meds.

    ::hugs and snuggles::
     
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  9. Amanda

    Amanda Account Deleted

    goddamn, you talk like my dad. Fucing for real to him everyone is a cunt.
     
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  10. Irish_Incest

    Irish_Incest Trusted.Member

    What the fuck is going on with my health this week?

    First it's getting a chest infection, and when that's cleared I wake up with no fucking voice and a throat that's killing me!

    I wouldn't mind only I'm supposed to be having dinner with the family today for my dad's birthday, so I guess I'll be quiet for once
     
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  11. annab2

    annab2 Trusted Member"It ain't pretty being easy!"

    Irish, It sounds to me, like it's fucking time to regroup and count your blessings!

    Anna (annab2)
    AUUUGH!-1.jpg
     
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  12. Amanda

    Amanda Account Deleted

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  13. Akbloke

    Akbloke Ex Pig-Fixer "Videmus Agamis"


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    I'm quite fucking sure that the "Queen of Toon's" meant to say.....

    FUCKING SUCK IT UP....or

    FUCKING CRYBABY!!!
    Geeesh...a fucking COP takes a few days off.....
     
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  14. Amanda

    Amanda Account Deleted

    FUCK!!!![​IMG]
     
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  15. Akbloke

    Akbloke Ex Pig-Fixer "Videmus Agamis"

    That's fucking better!!

    Now go and have a fucking cup of coffee......
     
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  16. pussycat

    pussycat Administrator Staff Member

    Snow.
    3" of wet slushy yeukk.
    I know I live in an arctic country, but winter can fuck off any time now.

    :mad::mad:
     
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  17. coffin-dodger

    coffin-dodger Account Deleted

    After 12 fucking years of working for myself it has come to a fucking ridiculous point that I have to find a fucking job. I'm overfucking qualified for the jobs I want and unqualified for the majority of medical jobs that are available.

    Which basically means I'm fucking fucked.
     
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  18. Amanda

    Amanda Account Deleted

    fucking already did.:)
     
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  19. Irish_Incest

    Irish_Incest Trusted.Member

  20. Akbloke

    Akbloke Ex Pig-Fixer "Videmus Agamis"

    That girl drinks too much fucking coffee and it isn't doing her any fucking good!!




    And she fucking knows it !!!
     
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